The Land of Lemon Honey

So, in the dream, the cat had been dead for a week and NO ONE had burried it or gotten rid of the body so I picked it up and put it in my room while I was getting the stuff to burry it with.

I hear a weak "merowww..." and stop dead in my tracks and say, of course, "Oh... shit." and turn around. The cat is twitching and I sigh, thinking it's invoulentary twitching but then I think "It's been dead for a WEEK It really shouldn't be doing that..."

At that point the cat looks up at me, my eyes go wide and I pick it up and run towards the living room (holding it away from me, of course).

"DAD! THE CAT'S ACTING WEIRD!"

"...Amy, the cats dead."

"DAD!"

"...*sigh*."

So my dad comes over and makes the same face I did and, of course, says "Oh... shit."

So I tell him "Hold it for a second, would you?" and he refuses, but then I convince him and I break the cats neck and put it in the garbage outside and close the lid. When I get back inside James is sitting on the couch and I say "My GOD what now?".

James doesn't move though. His eyes are still closed and, upon further inspection, he's dead. I sigh again and say "I'm not touching this one!" to everyone in the room (my tia, my sister, my dad, and orlando.)... but my curiosity gets the better of me and I put my hand on his chest. His eyes open and he says "Amy?" and I slap him cause I'm all OMGWTFAHHH! only I don't scream, I just slapped him.

he says "What the fu-- Amy!" and I felt really bad cause it gave him a fat lip but I'm thinking serves you right for being alive and dead at the same time and I tell him something to this degree. He points out that he's TECHNICALLY back and TECHNICALLY "alive" so we never broke up so we should be together now and I disagree.

So Zombie!James follows me around ALL week and I end up dying by breaking my neck and I get pissed at him cause he says, in front of my WHOLE family, that since we're both dead we should be together and I say "NO! Not true. I have someone." and he points out that I didn't because if he didnt' when HE died then I don't now that I'm dead.

I say "Ah... shit you're right. But I'm still not your girlfriend." and in the end my dad and aunt MAKE me go on a road trip with him and our SUV runs away and I'm very displeased as I'm chasing it, trying to get inside and think of SEVERAL nouns so the car will stop.

Yeah... O_o

I had a dream that my teeth kept getting closer and closer in my mouth (kinda like a braces effect but w/o the braces) and my mouth started to bleed and the teeth all cracked and I don't think they ever fell out, I just kept bleeding and there was a lot of pain.

Felt like sharing since I haven't made an entry in a while and I have vivid dreams every night  =P I should always have something to post as a result but... Amy=lazy.